Thursday, August 24, 2023

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Mackay and Whitsunday Life

Kings Of The Dad Bods Crowned

Hold on to your beer bellies, folks, because the Mackay and Whitsundays region recently witnessed a showdown like no other—the epic "Best Dad Bods" competition, brought to you by Star 101.9 Mackay radio station. This legendary event was sparked by a viral swimming video of none other than the radio station’s breakfast show host Scotty, catching the attention of his co- host, Kaley.

After intense public scrutiny, we finally have our winners! Let's give a roaring round of applause to Nathan, Benny, and Brendan—these fearless warriors captured the hearts of listeners, earning the prestigious title of the region's most glorious dad bods. As a testament to their triumph, these Kings have been bestowed with a $100 Dan Murphy's voucher and an exclusive double pass for their partners to experience the Sydney Hotshots on June 24th.

In this very publication, we present to you the winners and a selection of contestants, thanks to the collaboration between Mackay Life Editor Amanda Wright and Star’s Kaley. They recognised the importance of celebrating the unsung heroes in our community and showcasing their irresistible charm.

This competition wasn't just about admiring those perfect paunches—it was about honouring the remarkable qualities these men possess. They prioritise quality time with their families over pumping iron at the gym, radiating confidence, approachability, and an unwavering love for their loved ones.

Amanda said, "There's an inexplicable allure to someone who radiates happiness and self-assurance, and these dad bods have it in abundance!"

And as Kaley added, "These champions have proven that a dad bod can be a symbol of confidence, approachability, and, most importantly, breaking free from societal expectations. They inspire us to embrace our authentic selves!"

The Mackay and Whitsundays' Best Dad Bods competition received an overwhelming response, with a glorious array of contenders proudly displaying their physiques. Listeners eagerly cast their votes, flooding the radio station's Facebook page with likes and love on the competition posts.

We learned that when it comes to the dad bod lifestyle, there are two key elements that reign supreme: the sacred beer diet and the legendary mastery of barbecue tongs. A good brew is the backbone of every dad bod's diet, fuelling their epic adventures and providing the perfect excuse to gather with friends. And let's not forget the artistry of wielding those barbecue tongs like a seasoned pro. Dad bods are known for their innate ability to navigate a sizzling grill, snaring the juiciest snags and most mouth-watering steaks - for their own pleasure, of course.

So, let's raise our beer mugs and give a thunderous cheer to Nathan, Benny, Brendan, and all the incredible contestants who fearlessly flaunted their dad bods. Cheers to the dad bod revolution, where love handles reign supreme!

Meet the Dads!

Scott van der Linden

Age: 48

Nickname: Scotty

Occupation: Radio announcer at Star 101.9

Dad status: Dad of two

Dad-isms: Plays cricket at an average level and is known for half doing jobs around home.

Advice for anyone growing into a “dad bod”: “Anyone who’s let themselves go or is losing their hair, embrace it!”

Nathan Douglass

Age: 41

Nickname: Napkin

Occupation: Truck driver

Dad status: Dad of four

Dad-isms: Bald, bit of a belly, drives a ute and likes to have a drink on the weekend.

Advice for anyone growing into a “dad bod”: “Don’t let it happen and exercise.”

Ben Muscat

Age: 31

Nickname: Benny

Occupation: Diesel fitter

Dad status: dad to one 18-month-old boy and a “shit load” of farm animals

Dad-isms: poor fashion choices – “crocs are acceptable for everywhere”.

Advice for anyone growing into a “dad bod”: “Just accept it, let it happen and be happy. Put happiness before anything. Spend time with the kids more than you spend on the treadmill.”

Brendan Kapitzke

Age: 36

Occupation: Works underground in the mines

Dad status: Dad to two kids

Images; Barry, David, Dion, Gavin, Jason, John, Matthew, Mitch, Murray, Quintin

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